Hee Hee.  That is so funny.  :)  Yes, indeed.  The only thing worse that I can think of is the meal they served when we had our first son. Here I was, a sore, exhausted, scared stiff young mama.  I was nauseous as all get out.

They brought us prime rib that was half way RAW.  It was still bleeding, I'm sure. 

After all that I had seen (never knew childbirth was so...messy!) I couldn't touch that stuff. 

I wondered WHO ON EARTH planned that? :)

Have a good time!

ROFLOL  I hope their napkins are hefty enough to wear around your neck/lap.  Maybe you should ask for another napkin to drape across you, better yet, a tablecloth!  LOL

I hope have/had fun (I think I'm late to answer this.......)

((HUGS))